Easy and simple fix, once you know the facts…
Your Office Shredder Is Secretly Trying
to Sabotage Your Business!
In today’s economy, businesses have to eliminate every ounce of waste that’s draining profits from their Bottom Line – that means lowering overhead and optimizing the productivity of every person on payroll.
Routine office functions like destroying no longer needed, but extremely sensitive, documents just suck the life out of employee morale and devastate productivity…
A 1-2 Punch for Killing Profits!
And… to be completely honest, because that little office shredder is such pain to operate, your business may not be shredding all the documents it should be shredding and that could lead to Bad PR, I.D. Theft (For You, Your Employees, and Your Customers), Lawsuits, and Heavy Handed Government Fines.
Believe me, as a fellow small business owner working against the current Tsunami of Bad Economic News, I know what it means to cut overhead and grow the bottom line.
...the last thing you need is "Bad Karma" coming back to haunt you because everything wasn't shredded in a timely manner...
If you receive anywhere near the amount of mail I receive (Both Personal & Business Related, most of which gets immediately thrown in the shredding container), the task of shredding just the junk mail in those puny shredders is painful chore!
The problem is nobody in your office likes shredding… that is evidenced by the stack of papers sitting on your desk, on the floor in the corner, or better yet, sitting UNSHREDDED on top of your shredder. Hey, don’t feel alone, I've been there and done that!
Oh, I know, you’ll get to it eventually. Or maybe you’ll pay someone to sit there for a few hours removing paper clips and staples, unfolding papers, taking docs out of folders and envelopes, and then muddling through a few pages at a time (by the way, don’t forget about emptying out the paper shreds afterwards)…
Do you really want a Minimum Wage Employee or Intern to have access to all your Sensitive Documents?
If you have to supervise someone as they shred each sheet of paper making sure everthing gets properly shredded, you might as well do it yourself.
Adding injury to insult, these office shredders are jumping up in price while at the same time maintaining their same crummy performance... I'm looking at one now in a catalog that is ON SALE for $179.99 - And That Doesn't Include Tax!
That’s not the sound of your shredder; that’s the huge sucking sound of dollars vanishing from your bottom line!
And here’s the kicker… those documents just sitting around waiting to get shredded, even if there are just a few, are a grand opportunity for some office visitor or disgruntled employee to pick-up and use in some nefarious way to damage you and the business you’ve worked too hard to create.
Here's a Simple Fix that will Change Your Perception of Shredding Forever…
It’s called Professional Outsourced Document Destruction - What I call the “Trifecta of Business Solutions” that Increases Productivity, Lowers Overhead Costs, and Increases Internal Document Security Controls…
Here’s a glimpse at what I provide:
- Investing in Scheduled Document Destruction "Nails Down" discarded sensitive papers ending undesirable long-term retention. The longer these documents sit around, the greater the liability (I Recommend at Least Monthly Service for Optimum Security Control).
- Establish a Record of Compliance that demonstrates an ongoing proper information destruction program. This documentation will be Mission Critical in the event an issue arises.
- Control Unsightly Paper Clutter with Secure Locking Document Storage Containers that hold your documents and prevent tampering in between periodic services (these are included with the service at no additional charge). We have two choices of containers to choose from!

Shredinator
60 lbs capacity

Executive Console
80 lbs capacity

65 Gallon Bin
200 lbs capacity
- Eliminate Embarrassing (Potentially Costly) Shredding Errors. Since documents are stored in a secure container between service, restricted access can be provided to key personnel to easily retrieve documents mistakenly placed in the container for destruction.
- Painless Month-To-Month Service Agreements is the only way we operate. Our service and value is superior and that's why we don't lose customers - we don't need to lock you into long-term contracts.
- Require additional Horsepower when performing those yearly purges or when moving to a new office? We are flexible and don’t feel the need to overcharge when you come to us for a little extra. We try to work additional shredding needs into regularly scheduled times at a discount for regular customers.
- Contribute to a Healthier Renewable Environment by knowing 100% of your shredded paper is recycled.
- Behold the jaw dropping power of our Mobile Shredding trucks that shred everything in a matter of minutes while you watch at the convenience of never having to leave your place of business. You'll never look at an office shredder the same way again!
- Manage your budget with the Pickup Shredding Option where your documents are delivered to our facility and destroyed by my trained personnel under my direct supervision with Military Precision and Attention-to-Detail.
- Maximize Cash Flow with Net 30 Invoicing Terms along with the Optional Benefit of paying by Credit Card (All Major Credit Cards Accepted) .
This service provides you the comfort of knowing that everything that should be shred, has been shred, securely and professionally leaving you and your employees to focus on more pressing business matters.
How Can You Trust This Is Secure?
Here’s The Deal... As a Naval Veteran who worked with SECRET Military Communication Encryption Codes and who also performed SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley) Audits working as a Corporate Accounting Internal Auditor, I know what it means to have SECURITY BASED Policies and Procedures in place…
Here's My (Your) Security Check List:
- Affirm your documents are in safe hands because I demand that all my employees have passed Complete Background Checks, this includes Employment History Verification, Initial & Random Annual 7 year Criminal Record Search, Initial and Regular Drug Screenings.
- "Seeing is Believing" - the Mobile Shredding Option allows you to oversee the entire shredding evolution and scrutinize the documents as they pass through the shredding blades.
- Breathe Easy knowing all documents brought for destruction to our secure facility (24/7 Alarm & Video Camera Monitored) where all shredding is done by my fully screened employees.
- Trust Me When I Say Our Uniforms Are Unique – not only will you know it’s us, but so will your neighbors – and that’s a good thing. This instills Confidence, Professionalism, and Security into our service that’s easily recognizable by you and your customers.
- Along with uniforms, all employees have a Photo I.D. Badge displayed at all times indicating their Name, Position, and of course, The Total Secure Shredding Logo! My technicians are held accountable for their performance and it's important you know who is visiting your location.
- Ensuring a standard of customer service, whether it’s a Fortune 500 Company or an Individual Residence, the Policies and Procedure Manual (Signed By All Employees) I’ve been able to put in place keeps your needs and budget in mind without sacrificing security.
- Finalize the entire shredding evolution with a Certificate of Destruction – that’s your “Shredding Proof” that all documents have been destroyed and disposed of in a Secure and Professional Manner.
So we both know you need the service but I can already read your mind: Mike, this economy is rough and it’s hard to commit to yet another monthly cost… that is – UNLESS IT REALLY ADDS VALUE!
Need More... here’s what I’ve got for you…
One FREE Box Before You Decide Anything!
Give a quick test run and come down to our facility during regular business hours and we’ll shred 1 standard size file box (10” x 12” x 15”) or equivalent at no charge while you wait. This will give you the opportunity to come down, check us out, and let us have it with any questions you might have.
To redeem this free box, just walk in and mention you saw the "Shredder Sabotage Ad" and I'll get your box shredded.
Here’s the address and hours of operation:
Total Secure Shredding, Inc
3584 Hancock St.
San Diego, CA 92110
(right behind the San Diego Sport Arena)
Mon-Fri: 8am to 5pm • Saturday: 10am to 1pm
But there's more...
10 FREE Boxes After You Start Service!
If you sign up right now for monthly service we will shred 10 standard size file boxes free of charge at the time and place of regular scheduled service...
That’s a value of up to $69.95.
You'll be able to use this service whenever you're ready as long as you remain a regular service customer.
So How Much?
It's ridiculously reasonable.
Especially when you consider the alternative... the time and effort involved in shredding it yourself... not to mention the price tag on purchasing a new personal paper shredding machine from the store!
I will send a truck out to you, handle all the heavy lifting, and be back on our way in just a fraction of the time it would take for you to just go buy a new shredding machine. And it's all done Stress Free, Professionally, and Affordably.
To make things even easier, I've put together 6 Budget Cutting "Quick Start" Packages for you to choose from...
Price List - Monthly Service
Mobile (On-Site) |
Pick-Up (Off-Site) |
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Quick Start A (Shredinator 60 lbs) $29.95 per month |
Quick Start B (Shredinator 60 lbs) $19.95 per month |
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Quick Start C (Executive Console 80 lbs) $39.95 per month |
Quick Start D (Executive Console 80 lbs) $29.95 per month |
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Quick Start E (65 gallon bin 200 lbs) $49.95 per month |
Quick Start F (65 gallon bin 200 lbs) $39.95 per month |
Each service option includes one shred service per month.
I'm like you… I ask anyone who approaches me and my business with a service or product to put their money where their mouth is…
So here’s what I have for you…

Conditional 100% (Two Month Trial) Money Back Guarantee
We’ve never tried a guarantee like this before, but drastic times call for drastic measures…
If our service is not living up to its promised value, we will come pick up your container at the next regularly scheduled service day and shred all its contents at no charge – FOR FREE.
Not only that, I’m so convinced that you’ll appreciate the value of our service so much, I’m going to put my money where my mouth is and offer a one month money back guarantee. That means I’ll send you a check equal to one month of service if you cancel your service for any reason.
The only thing I ask in return is that you try us out for two months… I truly believe that after two months you will grow to rely and appreciate our shredding service.
That means you can try our service for two months absolutely Risk Free!
Not only that, I’ll extend this guarantee for the entire time you're a customer . That’s an "Ace-In-The-Hole" for you. Call to cancel any time and the guarantee still stands – free pickup and shredding of your final service and a refund check equal to one month of service.
...And to cancel, all you’ll have to do is send me an email letting me know it’s not going to work out – simple as that – we leave as friends in the hope I can be of some future service.
DO NOT DELAY IN GETTING STARTED!
As I mentioned before, this is the first time I’ve ever bundled our services with this type of guarantee – not to mention the freebies and this pricing…
Consequently, I’m expecting a huge response and so this offer will most likely NOT be around forever.
Combine that with the Increases In Productivity, the Decreases In Overhead, and the Increase In Document Security, this is going to be more than a huge response; this is going to be an AVALANCHE!
So, as the orders come rolling in, something will have to give – the prices, the freebies, or the guarantee!
To get started, fill out the email form below or give us a call:
Local: (619) 295-5474
Toll Free:(800) 536-4832
Mon - Fri 8am to 5pm
Sat 10am to 1pm
(Phones roll to my cell after hours... So you can actually call anytime!)
Vanessa, my Office Manager, and I are standing by to take your calls and to respond to all form submissions.


